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FAVORITE COPIER
I love that this is out of ODOR. I WILL never look at out of order signs the same way again....
Space Baby Doll From Outer Space
Allee, I know how much you love packaging with indecipherable English, so when I saw this little baby doll at a flea market, I bought it exc...
Free Cat
It happens so frequently that people mistake possums and raccoons for cats……………....
TOO BAD FOR FORK PEOPLE
UNTIL I saw this photo I wasn’t aware of the divide between the chopstick people and the fork people. I hear the fork people have ou...
Freakish Barbie Clone
The considerable expense of Barbie dolls back in the early 1960s (usually between $1.90 – $3 in the early 60s, plus outfits which cost...
Grammar?
So, it’s grand again? I think I would have gone with Grand Reopening…Or maybe Very Splendidly Opening Again….The more I lo...
Fresh what?
I’m not sure if this is a typo or not………………….. the grass looks green enough that some veggie...
C’mon baby drive my car
Snow art on car – love the guy drinking and not driving. I would have given the driver one more hair....
Eco-Pack, tender to environment
We got a bunch of these as packing material in a box of grant applications at work. Let me zoom in so you can read the text better… If...
Fleshlight
It WOULD save the trouble of rolling over and fumbling for the lamp....
Confusing Washcloth
I recently purchased this package of washcloths at a dollar-type store & no, I am not going to use it. I bought it strictly for the amaz...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – As Generic As It Gets
When it comes to kitsch, there’s always an excellent chance of it thriving in a 99¢ store. Even more so when it’s a penny less:...
Typo?
This ad was in a local town paper….I’m guessing it’s a typo…either that or it’s a senior care provider service...
Japanese Putt Supporter
This item, black in color and unisex, is supposed to support your “Putt,” whatever that may be....
Black Face Masque
It’s unclear (to me) what this “Masque ” “Natural Pack” does, other than make your face black. I might have to...
Celebrity Dental in Little Tokyo
This about made me fall over laughing. Little Tokyo is filled with fabulous signs and buildings....
Allee Willis’ Kitsch ‘O The Day – A L’il Fluff’ll Do Ya
So yesterday was the big Fluff Festival in Sommerville, MA. If I wasn’t still out of town and so far behind getting my upcoming Soup...
Yard Sard
How many pot brownies did this person eat to make the sign and still PUT IT UP. Hello spell check....
Stainless cardcase… careful
Important instructions include: “since there is fear of breakage, please do not treat the case violently.” I also took note to...
The Famous Insence Scent of Qianfoge Area
Mmmmm…the delicious famous scent of Qianfoge area in forest and ocean. Insence has never smelled so good. Found at the new dollar stor...
Salvation Army T i t S
I was nearly rear ended when I saw this sign and jammed on my brakes to photograph it. You would think they would repair this sooner t...
The Help/La Ayuda
For affluent white people who prefer zero contact with the hired help, Linda Wolf, a teacher at Beverly Hills High School (where else?) crea...