The Allee Willis Museum of Kitsch

Honey, I’m putting on the organ music, you know what that means….

It’s time for dessert! And by the way these two are gazing into each other’s eyes, I think dessert has only just begun….Of...

December 29, 2009 by windupkitty

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Oh yeah, it’s picnic time, baby!

Wow, is my head completely in the gutter or is this most risque and sexy picnic album cover ever? I actually have 2 copies of this record. C...

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Merry Christmas and Stop your Crying, Seamus!

I’m not sure if this article qualifies as kitsch despite its misspellings, bizarre sentence structure, misuse of punctuation and mish-...

November 25, 2009 by windupkitty

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This Album was Recorded in Front of a Studio Audience

Laverne to Shirley: “AAAAAWWWWHHHHH, but whare awwwre we gonna get a bannnnd for da big daaaance down at Pop’s pizza palor at th...

November 24, 2009 by windupkitty

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Molly Sings!…

… or, rather, squeals notes at pitches we might wish only animals could hear. Animals would not agree, though. And yeah, that’s ...

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On the Track of the Sasquatch, Indubitably

November 23, 2009 by windupkitty

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Reach, The Watershed Edition

Well, what can I say? I hope some excellent day, somebody submits me to my museum of kitsch, not that I’d ever stray from Allee’...

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Im not just Arnold Drummond – Gary Coleman Glasses

What can I say, I do love Gary Coleman and I have 6 of these. Maybe if I keep drinking out of them, someday it will come true....

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Unmistakably Lou

Lou Rawls is kind of too cool to be kitsch, but some of his songs definitely fit the bill. “See You when I Git There” (yes, that...

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Maximum Stimulation

‘Nough Said!!! Of course, when you actually look at the cover of this album his moves seem to be suspiciously those of perhaps Don ...

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The Multitasker

Oh NO! You’re lost in the woods, it’s dark, and you’re missing your favorite TV and radio programs! Never fear, the Multit...

November 22, 2009 by windupkitty

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And Me, I’m Ed McMahon

The butt of Johnny’s jokes, the forever sidekick…..This album title is just a little too desperate and sad! I have some of his b...

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Come on everybody, Let’s Kitschercise!

Most of the records I have collected have been chosen for their cheesy album covers (I could spend months submitting them here if I were to ...

November 21, 2009 by windupkitty

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Feel the music in your gut, get up and move your butt…….

Yes, those are the opening lyrics to Jimmy Castor’s title song, E-Man Groovin’. He was an absolute genius. I have an embarrassin...

November 19, 2009 by windupkitty

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Bedroom Slippers

I made these about 14 years ago as a birthday present for someone. Despite that, we’re still friends....

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Mermaid Lighter

This is one of my true all time treasures as it was given to me by one of the people I love most in the world. He found it in the Little Ind...

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Life is Picnic Shoes

While I’m not convinced that life is always a picnic, I have to admit that it’s nearly impossible to be grouchy when wearing the...

November 18, 2009 by windupkitty

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Lobby Cards for the film Black Belt Jones

These are original lobby cards printed in 1974 to promote one of the greatest films of all time. I have the LP of the original soundtrack to...

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Collection of Edward Mobley Squeaky Toys

Before there were dogs, there were toddlers, and those toddlers apparently liked dog toys. These were obviously created as learning tools as...

November 17, 2009 by windupkitty

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