The Allee Willis Museum of Kitsch

Most Certainly, An All Purpose Spray…..

I’ve seen these labeled and sold as “house blessing” sprays, but this one is the only “all purpose” spray I...

February 24, 2010 by windupkitty

Al Hirt, Gettin’ a Leg Up, As Usual!

Al Hirt whoops such unbelievable amounts of ass, that one can’t really fault him for the odd positions (come on,lots of people get gui...

February 19, 2010 by windupkitty

I’m not sure if this is kitsch,but I know it’s a Mitzvah!

Tonight I had the great pleasure of seeing the celebrated AWMOK contributor MeshuggaMel in action with his most incomparable band Meshugga B...

February 15, 2010 by windupkitty

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Valentines Day is for Everybody…. (Valentine’s Day Contest Submission)

That IS what they’re talking about, right???????? Since romance is in the air this week, I thought this might be appropriate (or well,...

February 8, 2010 by windupkitty

My New Year’s Resolution

Sure, many of us vow to get in shape at the start of the new year, but I’ve long since given up on that since my less than functional ...

January 18, 2010 by windupkitty

OK, Allee, Here’s the Pic of Me and Dick!

This was taken about 600 million years ago….I can’t even believe that’s me in the photo! Meanwhile, did I tell you about t...

January 15, 2010 by windupkitty

Toni Carroll Sings Hits of the 20’s! LP

Can’t argue with that! Sure, the cover is slightly more Ethel Mermen meets Nancy Sinatra than it is Clara Bow, but who cares!...

January 12, 2010 by windupkitty

Green with Jalousie

I love this record and the cover. I’ve rescued a lot of cats, but I’ve never seen one this color. I’ll be keeping my finge...

January 11, 2010 by windupkitty

Swiss Hits

Yes, the Swiss have them too. I don’t understand one word of any of the songs on this album, but there’s a whole lotta polka goi...

January 10, 2010 by windupkitty

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The Academy Award Orchestra: Hits from 1967

This is just a straight up cool album cover. Can’t say much else….....

January 9, 2010 by windupkitty

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Immobilized by Mantovani

Way to go, Mantovani! You’ve managed to advertise your own records on the cover of your own album! And this beautiful woman has appare...

January 8, 2010 by windupkitty

Steno Booster

“Practice at home today…a better paying job tomorrow” Wow! You bet she has a better paying job! Why she’s practicall...

January 7, 2010 by windupkitty

Golly Gee, it’s Robertino!

Gotta love the young Paul Anka high on Wonder Bread vibe and of course the socks! I love teen pop stars (or well, the ones popular in the 50...

January 6, 2010 by windupkitty

Through the Keyhole, you’ll find……

An incredibly beautiful young thing who is slightly bored and confused as to why she’s not getting any attention from her companion...

January 5, 2010 by windupkitty

Oh, Arthur Fielder, You Naughty Boy!

What on earth are you doing at this Doris Day themed brothel?! Actually, I don’t think he knows at all what he’s doing here! He ...

January 4, 2010 by windupkitty

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Let’s Dance!

Words can not express how much I love this album cover (the record’s great too)! The color saturation is incredible (couldn’t ev...

January 3, 2010 by windupkitty

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Guy Lombardo with good advice, as usual……

When it comes to non liquid contents of Champagne bottles, I’d choose Guy Lombardo over a ship or a kitten any day. And frankly, if si...

January 2, 2010 by windupkitty

Por Favor, Ya No Llores

I’m not sure if this pobre muchacha is crying because these fine gentleman have trapped her and forced her to listen to their song or ...

January 1, 2010 by windupkitty

Mmm Nice!

Who can resist the lovely Sandra Warner: album cover model to the stars!? I’m a big Bob Thompson fan and have quite a few of his recor...

December 31, 2009 by windupkitty