So you have a choice here. Don’t buy your wife a self cleaning oven and dishwasher and she will be too exhausted from all that floor sweeping to put out…

OR, Do buy her that self cleaning oven and dishwasher and she will be an intolerable, entitled harpie who insists on expensive tiaras and dinner jackets. Either way, fellas, you’re pretty much screwed. I think the message here is clear. DON’T buy her the damn appliances. She can’t handle it. It will just go straight to her head. You know how crazy broads can be; you buy them a dishwasher and the next thing you know they are feeling their oats and telling you you can’t sleep with your secretary or get drunk and punch them in the face. Just miserable. What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her. In the interest of harmony, just get her a pair of rubber gloves instead.

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