Not sure what it is about gum that allows it to have more flavors than any other consumable substance on earth but French Fires is one of my favorite flavors and if I can save calories by chewing rather than sucking down actual spuds I’m all for it!

Bubbles Fries come with a pack of play ketchup to smear on the 23 individual fries.

These were as hard as a rock when I bought them 15 years ago so I’m certainly not willing to risk my teeth for a sample chew now. I’ll just enjoy the essence of potato loveliness the packaging promises and chomp on some some bubblewonderful golden nuggets or a pink cigar for my mouth aerobics today.