The “direction booklet” to this skin product boasts its product as “Sensational as a Drama!” How could any woman resist a treatment that’s not only “dainty,” but also “refreshing?” Well, the original owner of this treatment did– I found it at a garage sale and it’s never been used.
The brochure mentions it’s “in use by teen-agers, career men and women… social leaders… housewives…” so I may have to give it a try. I tend to rely on world famous harpists for all my skin-care needs.
Here are a few more products that Julie Kellar offers. Note the almost-as-bad-as-a-foreign-translation ad copy in the Chin Strap section.
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Allee Willis
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant! First of all, your subject line was most intriguing. Second, your diligent documentation is most appreciated. Third, I’m still gasping for breath that a product would be sold on the basis of a cream being applied and then the gunk that you lift off your face is actually touted as a gorgeous veil.
The before and after photos of the 75-year-old woman treated in a New York hotel salon are great. Just change the hairstyle and blur the photo.
“IT’S DRAMA IN ITSELF” is fantastic! This makes me want to sit through a Julie Kellar harp performance, something I never thought I’d hear myself say.
This submission kills me!
Planet Joan
Oooh I love the scowl-chaser!
denny
I love that social leaders use this product as well.
Douglas Wood
Yes, that Martin Luther King, Jr. sure had great pores.