Plastic Cocktail Toys and Flufftinis!

Submitted by Iamfluff December 30th, 2010
Certifikitsch WinnerClassique d Camembert

Just like Christmas Cakes aren’t the same wihtout plastic toys to adorn them, so it is with the cocktail. I love those little plastic monkeys (which also make great earrings) and found a fine assortment of them along with mermaids, elephants, donkeys, camels and girraffes. I think those monkeys have now been surpassed by my new favorites, these black cats.

Now what cocktail should these go on? The Flufftini of course! Flufftinis were invented just last night so they are still in the first stages of experimentation. The key ingredient is Pinnacle Whipped Cream flavored vodka. Put 4 oz. in a shaker, add ice and a dollop of FLUFF. Shake well, pour into chilled glasses to which you have added a Fluffy Stuff cotton candy rim. Do not strain, the Fluff does a pretty bad job of incorporating itself into the drink so you get a nice gooey treat at the bottom.

Cotton candy is a more unstable medium than Allison Dubois so you might want to go with a Baker’s sugar rim. Another variation is the “Make a Wish Flufftini” where a bit of pink cotton candy is placed on top of the glob of Fluff and the guest makes a wish before it melts away leaving a little pink stain and pretty pink sediment. Sugar increases the efectiveness of alcohol on destroying your senses so please enjoy responsibly. Do not drive or operate heavy equipment while sipping Flufftinis.

6 Responses to “Plastic Cocktail Toys and Flufftinis!”

  1. Allee Willis

    I’m not a drinker but even I would drink something that looked like this! I think everyone imbued with a kitsch brain reading it here at AWMOK is going to give it a try! The look of the fluffy stuff is just too much!!! The thought of putting cotton candy into a drink is genius, though probably sends any legitimate cook up a wall. But I think the Flufftini is TOTALLY BRILLIANT.

    I also love when little monkeys are hanging from glasses. I’ve never outgrown my love of them. I like the black cat but the see through quality of the brightly colored monkeys always makes me very happy.

    Are you making Flufftinis for New Years Eve?

  2. denny

    I can’t stand it! I’m away from home dog sitting and I just want to rush home and make these.

    I’m a huge fan of fluff and can’t wait to give these a try.

    This is well deserving of the “Camembert Award”.

  3. Iamfluff

    I’m not sure what I’m doing New Years Eve but I will likely serve these on Fake Jan Day which is January 2. And it’s a WHOLE other story! I like fake holidays there’s less traffic for them.