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I was thrilled to receive this sample packet that says “Move through your day…Snooze through your night.” kotex Move freely. Contains several tampons and pads to assist me in my movements
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I was thrilled to receive this sample packet that says “Move through your day…Snooze through your night.” kotex Move freely. Contains several tampons and pads to assist me in my movements
Allee Willis
The day that anyone thinks that anything Kotex allows you to move in any kind of comfortable way through the day or evening is the day that the Kotex marketing exec took hallucinogenics.
I love that the girls face is spilt half yellow, daytime, and half purple, evening and the two sides of her mouth don’t match. Is the bigger mouth on the yellow side supposed to be because she talks during the day and at night her mouth is in repose? One way or another, this really feels like a product where they’re just trying one marketing approach after another to get around the fact that you’ve got what feels like a roll of paper towels jammed between your legs collecting unpleasantries until you change the diaper and the whole process begins all over again.
I would bet that it was a male who came up with the Kotex sampler package and this dumb tagline.