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Kitsch » December 2009
Happy Fish Wall Plaques
I love wall fish. The colors, the lips, and the balls for bubbles make me happy. There is nothing like a few fish to brighten up the bathroo...
“They Call Me Macho Woman” – Born to Shop, She Learned to Kill!
Truth, justice, and charge cards....
Allee Willis Kitsch O The Day – 1960’s Bergél of Hollywood Aftershave Dice Bottle
The quintessential artifact in the oeuvre of Kitsch has got to be dice. Plastered on clothing, hanging from dashboard mirrors, modeled after...
Swagtastic lamps
Ah, swag lamps. There’s just something inherently sophisticated about a lamp on the end of a chain, especially one that extends lazily...
Piece of the Berlin Wall
When the Berlin Wall came down it was a historic moment, and a profitable one too to some entrepreneurs. These weren’t hard to come by...
Fried Egg In Pan Wall Plaque
Honestly, I don’t know how I lived before this Fried Egg plaque. All the memories of fried eggs in the black skillet reverberate in my...
1950’s Parisian Poodle Clothes Hamper
I love the atmosphere of “je ne sais quoi” conveyed by this hamper. Of all the gorgeous images that Paris conjures up and it is ...
Fish Soap Dish
This fish has been in my family for years. It is the perfect holder for soap. One time I tried to stuff it with candy but it was an unsightl...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – 1970’s Sunflower Light Switch Plate
Completely oversized for the two light switches it’s designed to decorate, this textured fake wood plastic switch plate adorned many a...
Sarah Palin Gets Out Of Dodge
Another piece in the Current Events series is Sarah Palin as she ditches her beloved Alaska to go rogue on the road with her book. She is fo...
Elvis Presley Reese’s Peanut Butter & Banana Creme Candy Bar
This is a limited edition Reese’s candy wrapper from a couple years ago for a very interesting flavor. It was filled with banana creme...
Star Wars Early Bird Certificate Package
What do you do when you can’t get the toys for the holidays out in time, you give a guaranteed promise to the buyer. I actually bought...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – 1950’s Jolly Chef Spoon Rest
Plastic chef kitchen aids were all the rage in the 1950’s. Most popular among the S&P’s, note pad holders and mixing spoon h...
Cartoon Face Duck Planter
I’ve seen plenty of planters that feature fowl, but this one caught my eye because the duck doesn’t look like a duck, but a cart...
Fleet Enema ENEMAN superhero with santa hat Plush Christmas Ornament
Fleet Enema Ad Character Eneman Superhero with Santa hat Christmas Ornament – the perfect holiday ornament for anyone…who’...
Haha, Elderly Pregnancy
I know it’s hard to read, but granny-mom’s stomach says: “You and Yours – one more for old times sake” I guess...
Hypercolor Shirt
These shirts changed colors when they were heated up and were all the rage in the 80s....
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Bubble Gum Dental Floss
There’s nothing more I’d like to pull through my teeth than long strands of Double Bubble but this barely bubblegum flavored den...