The Allee Willis Museum of Kitsch

Mother-n-Glass For the mother who cooks and cleans, cares and shares, comforts and councils, and runs her buns off.”

1983 – Mother-n-Glass, by Diane Gifts, -Mother in a Jar. The doll is material and she is in a 7 x 4 inch glass jar. Has tag on bottom,...

by kookykitsch

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The Mystery of Being Jewish

It takes chutzpah to give way our secrets! Now everyone’s going to want to be a member!...

by kookykitsch

The Coaster Sensation

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by kookykitsch

Invisible Man Powder

Some men need this more than others. This container was still half full, but it did not work on me, a woman. I am still visible....

by DangerDogs

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Half Chicken, Half Cow Creamer

This little Chicken Cow – or should I say CowCock – has had a hard life, with chips on her comb and ear. This object is also a h...

by DangerDogs

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Soap for naughty and nice

This SweetSoaps Santa’s Coal Soap looks like coal but smells like candy canes! This handmade, handcut glycerin soap smells great and m...

by sweetsoaps

CERAMIC SOMBRERO CHIP AND DIP HAT

Can you ever have too many Sombrero Serving Hats? All are hand made and signed and dated on the bottom. The only problem is storing them saf...

October 16, 2009 by JackFondue

Bacon Soap

Handmade Maple Scented Bacon Soap. Looks like bacon and makes men fall madly in love with you!...

by sweetsoaps

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Lou Rawls tabletop beer ad

This is one of those cardboard triangles you might find in a restaurant or bar to promote a particular brand of beverage. The date on the bo...

October 15, 2009 by Cheetah Velour

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1970s White Vinyl Agent 99 Telephone Purse

I bought this purse at a yard sale down the street from my house about 15 years ago for $2.00 along with a buttload of Desert Rose dishes fo...

by James Blond, Secret Agent

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Grassy Charging Station (a vacay for your gizmos!)

Not only can you adorn your home/office (or car!) with real artificial grass, your gadgets will be comfortable and attractive while they cha...

by Pop

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Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Pigmy Will starring in “Jockstrap”

Brand new Pigmy Will video, as sophisticated as ever!...

by Allee Willis

Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Badly Translated Friend Straws

The package reads “Let’s try homeparty fashionably and have a joyful chat with nice fellow.” And all it takes is a straw! ...

October 14, 2009 by Allee Willis

Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – “No Hustling Allowed” Mirror

Between Van McCoys’s huge 1975 hit, “The Hustle”, and the proliferation of that decade’s gay clubs and discos, espec...

October 13, 2009 by Allee Willis

Cocktail Tumblers’ SWEATERS. Oh, my drink is getting too cold.

Again- what does this mean that they were making sweaters and jockstraps for the cocktail tumblers?Was the cocktail a grown up kind of doll?...

October 12, 2009 by snappyp

Naughty Girls Pulp Novels

The Hungering Shame – “Four Men, A lonely Road- and a Girl…” The Wayward Ones- “Life in a Girls” Reforma...

by kookykitsch

hairy scary doll face tissue box holder

Really don’t know what to say about why someone would want to dress up their tissue box with this scary, hairy doll faced tissue cover...

by kookykitsch

Jockstraps for cocktail tumblers!

Okay these are from the days when everyone worshiped their cocktails so much that they had to dress them up. I call these jockstraps for coc...

by snappyp

It’s time for a Fresca!

A classic diner clock, here exhorting us to enjoy sugar free Fresca. I like this clock for a few reasons – most importantly, it works....

by MeshuggaMel

Madonna Inn AshtrayX

I don’t have to tell any self-respecting Kitsch lover about the Parthenon of Kitsch, the Madonna Inn, in San Luis Obispo, California. ...

by Allee Willis

Allee Willis Kitsch O The Day – Madonna Inn Ashtray

I don’t have to tell any self-respecting Kitsch lover about the Parthenon of Kitsch, the Madonna Inn, in San Luis Obispo, California. ...

by Allee Willis

Black Poodle Crochet Bottle Cover

hand made crocheted black poodle bottle cover with rhinestone eyes. Who wouldn’t want to cover up their boring, bland liquor bottle wi...

October 11, 2009 by kookykitsch

MORK FROM ORK BELT BUCKLE MORK AND MINDY TV SHOW

Nothing says “nanu nanu” better than this buckle from 1979....

by kookykitsch

Half a cup

There’s nothing like a pun that involves physical humor – just ask Carrot Top. There’s a whole genre of “You Asked f...

by MeshuggaMel