Kitsch » September 2009

Velvet paradise

This velvet painting of a beautiful tropical scene hangs on a chartreuse wall to highlight the golden hues of sunset in paradise. A lint bru...

Jell-O for salads

When I was young my grandparents had cook books from the 50s and 60s that gave 1001 ways to make a meal out of Jell-O. It always seemed so s...

Cheezilla

In 1998 I came across an ad in Newsweek announcing that the National Dairy Association was hosting a nationwide cheese art competition. The ...

Laffun Heads

I love these things. They were made in the 70s to hang on the wall. When somebody walks by and pulls their ties they spit water in their fac...

Go go Gorby!

Back from the days when Glasnost was all the rage, we’ve got this piece of emerging capitalism, the Michael “Gorby” Gorbac...

Rain lamp

This is a rain lamp. In case you don’t know what a rain lamp is, mineral oil drips down the fishing line creating a beautiful “r...

Kitschy Lamps

I have a pair of these lamps. I bought them in separate auctions on eBay (about a month apart). I love them..now I just need to find matchin...

Allee here 9/17/09

I thought I’d be chitchatting in The Kitschenette like a mofo but have been so swamped with follow-up to the incredible response from ...

Shalom!

Sometimes it’s hard to be a Jew is a world full of goyishe kitsch. The goyim have Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, velvet Jesus, bathtub...

Give a hoot!

From the day I learned how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop, I have known to seek the sage advice of o...

Vive la France

Ah, France. Just to say the word conjures images of romance and charm. And what better homage to the charms of France than the peeing boy an...