This velvet painting of a beautiful tropical scene hangs on a chartreuse wall to highlight the golden hues of sunset in paradise. A lint bru...
Kitsch » September 2009
Thank heaven for little girls…
Big eyed girls (and one boy, or perhaps cross-dresser) by several artists, touching on some of the major themes in the big-eyed child world ...
Eddie Murphy gives a ride to tranny hooker
Chivalry is not dead! Eddie Murphy opens his heart and his car to give rides home to TS sex workers who work the late shift in Hollywood! We...
Jell-O for salads
When I was young my grandparents had cook books from the 50s and 60s that gave 1001 ways to make a meal out of Jell-O. It always seemed so s...
Cheezilla
In 1998 I came across an ad in Newsweek announcing that the National Dairy Association was hosting a nationwide cheese art competition. The ...
OJ Trial of the Century Chess Set
The OJ Trial of the Century Chess set- with all the players! Justice is not about truth or right or wrong- it is a GAME! A cast of character...
Laffun Heads
I love these things. They were made in the 70s to hang on the wall. When somebody walks by and pulls their ties they spit water in their fac...
Toy lighter and cigarettes
When I first saw this I knew I had to buy it. I can’t even imagine this toy being sold in this day and age....
Not big eyed girls, but big eyed ladies
While most Keane prints feature sad little girls, these two are definitely all grown up! On the left, a mother and child. She’s got a ...
Go go Gorby!
Back from the days when Glasnost was all the rage, we’ve got this piece of emerging capitalism, the Michael “Gorby” Gorbac...
Not your average superhero -Fleet Enema ENEMAN
Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s ENEMAN! That’s right, here’s the Fleet Eneman, your favori...
Rain lamp
This is a rain lamp. In case you don’t know what a rain lamp is, mineral oil drips down the fishing line creating a beautiful “r...
1970’s Fruit Brute box
A lovely Fruit Brute box from the late 70s. Unfortunately Mr. Brute wasn’t as popular as his fellow monsters and didn’t last ver...
Shower with U.S. Inspected Beef
Now, how did you ever shower without your U.S. inspected beef shower cap? It is hard for me to get over how this idea came about. Of all the...
Swami Fortune Teller
This wonderful machine will predict your future for just a penny. You couldn’t ask for a better deal....
Kitschy Lamps
I have a pair of these lamps. I bought them in separate auctions on eBay (about a month apart). I love them..now I just need to find matchin...
Youtube Comment/Spam Kitsch
This comment was left on Allee’s video “Pitsch Your Kitsch” today, so how appropriate – a company from China that pr...
Allee here 9/17/09
I thought I’d be chitchatting in The Kitschenette like a mofo but have been so swamped with follow-up to the incredible response from ...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – “What’s Wrong With This Kitschture?”
What was the marketing guy thinking when he hooked up The Supremes with a bread brand deal? Pumpernickel maybe, but white bread?! I own the ...
Give a hoot!
From the day I learned how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop, I have known to seek the sage advice of o...
Vive la France
Ah, France. Just to say the word conjures images of romance and charm. And what better homage to the charms of France than the peeing boy an...
For Your Added Comfort – Magic Fingers
Ever the romantic, my husband gave this to me for Valentine’s Day soon after we got married. Ha ha ha, what a funny joke. He figured w...